I should tag myself more consistently.. that way i won’t have to re-blog myself so i can add tags. boo.
suck my fat tits.
Follow this gal…seriously. Doesn’t get much better that this!
my left tit i call Eric the right one i call Derek. Mainly cos he’s older and bigger. fat thighs, fat nostrils! i’ve lost weight, honest. it’s not the most flattering angle. The look of indifference must be because I had no idea last year when this picture was taken, how annoyed I’d be before posting it on tumblr. Not that I thought I would. Not that I even knew about tumblr. Fuck it. Please send all the wank pics to me. I promise to reblog them. My next pic will involve colanders. Who the fuck else in this universe provides colander porn????P.S. I’ll be your kitchen whore if you are called girlcrusher. Otherwise I’ll just be boring old me.