today we reach a milestone…
8001 posts, and 3000 followers. I could do ratios of posts to followers but i’m very pleased to meet you all!
Love S xXx
I have puffy nipples.
I’m trying to think of something profound to say.
they can do marvels with surgery today….
so let’s CCC me!!!! You don’t want to see anymore!
anyway. this is to celebrate 4000 posts. sorry… i hope i’ve not wasted my time!
I should tag myself more consistently.. that way i won’t have to re-blog myself so i can add tags. boo.
suck my fat tits.
Follow this gal…seriously. Doesn’t get much better that this!
my left tit i call Eric the right one i call Derek. Mainly cos he’s older and bigger. fat thighs, fat nostrils! i’ve lost weight, honest. it’s not the most flattering angle. The look of indifference must be because I had no idea last year when this picture was taken, how annoyed I’d be before posting it on tumblr. Not that I thought I would. Not that I even knew about tumblr. Fuck it. Please send all the wank pics to me. I promise to reblog them. My next pic will involve colanders. Who the fuck else in this universe provides colander porn????P.S. I’ll be your kitchen whore if you are called girlcrusher. Otherwise I’ll just be boring old me.
Oooh. I found this too! i thought i’d deleted them!
fuck you. (not you)
here’s what you’re missing Anna. wanna see me? join Tumblr!
these guys are better than you’ll ever be.
edit:- tbh. i probably shouldn’t use Tumblr for this. but fuck it. i’m single cos i posted my tits and face on here. i hope you like my pants as well… do me a favour and reblog this to shit.
GO GUYS!!! DO IT FOR ME!
HOORAY!! It’s taken a while but YAY! 1000 FOLLOWERS!!!!
i love you all! Have some colander porn!!
Yeah yeH YEAH. whatever. Am I bovvered? No. I just realised that cropping this photo doesn’t stop anyone knowing it’s me. My face is one thing but my tattoo is quite unique. I should stop really but FUCKIT.
For those, in the know.
You know who you are!